John Paul Keith from last week. Love the songs plus nicest guy ever

John Paul Keith from last week. Love the songs plus nicest guy ever

Oscar snub

Oscar snub

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Funny, yet obese. Yes, this hangs in my home. Yes, I know this is why nobody will ever love me.

Funny, yet obese. Yes, this hangs in my home. Yes, I know this is why nobody will ever love me.

Blender make soup.  Muffin happy.

I demand to be known as Caulky White.

I don’t watch television often.

I never got 40 year-olds who got with 20 year-olds.  I hated 20 year-olds when I was 20.

Deliver me from evil, Santa.

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Hey fags, let’s remember the good music of the 70s, 80s etc.  That means put away your AC/DC and Jimmy Buffett.  Richman FTW.

I done this from my phone. Bad news: I’m less depressed than I used to be. To make up for this I will debase myself, perhaps with a ball gag.

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greyshirt: championhitler: #MY #LIFE #no 1 understands me blog it’s true i’ve never had to deal with competitive bitches ever It’s all competition until you decide it isn’t.  Then it’s a one-sided contest.

greyshirt:

championhitler:

#MY #LIFE #no 1 understands me blog

it’s true

i’ve never had to deal with competitive bitches

ever

It’s all competition until you decide it isn’t.  Then it’s a one-sided contest.

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